The Mega-Zine Museum
May 22, 1999
ROADKILL Do teachers complain about their students as much as we do about them? What do they talk about in the staff room? I used to be a teacher and we avoided the topic of you entirely.
FROGZILLA Dear Lara Croft, I erased you from my hard drive and loved every minute of it. Now children, you should play nicely.
E-Z ROLLER I keep dreaming about my bus driver - I'm worried but my mum says it's a phase I'm going through. It depends - what colour is the bus?
FACT AND REALITY COLLIDE
JBSP,
Of course everyone loves you, you ideal Ziney. We are a cool bunch of outcasts who can relate to each other.
While I'm all luvved-up, I think we should partake in our own little community events: cake sales; raffles; and line dancing.
We'll show them, we'll show them all! Mwooah ha ha haaa!
Little Lightbulb the Wondergirl
We appreciate your devotion,
BUT YOU SHOULD GET OUT MORE
OAK TREES ARE VERY TALL
I used to climb trees all the time. I started with the medium-sized trees, then I climbed the big ones, and then I tried the ones all stuck together in the front part of the garden.
I would get a bit scared when the wind blew but I only fell out once, when the branch broke. I even climbed all the small ones, so I could say I'd done it.
Three-toed Sloth
Ahh, sloth...
THE LEAST DEADLY OF THE SINS
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
Dear Mistaken Redhead,
Have you ever been insulted with words like "Ginger" or "Carrot-top"? Why are Chris Evans' shows slated by the media? Why do us redheads have a reputation for being temperamental and mad?
Society is inherently "racist" towards redheads. And, by the way, didn't you consider that I might fancy a redhead?
Eau Rouge
Haven't you people ever heard of
DYING YOUR HAIR?
DEPRESSIVE'S CORNER
The stars have fallen from my eyes,
Living life is too hard to try.
My soul is lost in thick, dark woods,
No one sees all, though they should.
Stalked by a figure in black,
Daunting as a sabre-tooth pack,
Fragile as a crystal glass,
You'll just have to wait until I smash.
Kween Kat
Just how many Joy Division albums
DO YOU HAVE AT HOME?
