The Mega-Zine Museum
May 8, 1999
FREAK GIRL From the numerology book I got from the library I discovered that the name WLW makes you a serious, practical person. I'm about as practical as an umbrella...
TOPSY TURVY BUTTERFLY If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then why does my PE teacher threaten to give me detention everytime I skip a lesson? He obviously wants to see more of you.
DEMONIC BEING WITH TOO MANY WLW! Who edits the letters? You have the audacity to edit my...! Maybe your pushed for time... And space.
DEAR 'ZINERS
I believe that we are all souls travelling from one life to the next.
As we do this we learn all the lessons we can't learn in just one life, until eventually we are perfect.
But you must use your lives well or your karma will come back and get you.
Yellow Karma Bunny
Ah, that explains why whenever
I PUT A PEN DOWN IT DISAPPEARS.
'ZINERS
In hell they make you:
listen to pop music 24 hours a day; watch Countdown; play monopoly every hour (and you have to be the boot).
And the Devil is Dale Winton!!!
Deep Blue Someone
So just another
NORMAL DAY THEN.
JBH's and SFTDGS's Anthem
Alternatives of the world collaborate under the mega-zine star! We fight popular opinion — materialistic, fascist fools — with mindless shouting, until we are noticed.
Fight ruthlessly with the enemy until it is no more!
Listen to Belle and Sebastian knowing we liked them first! Wear combats without being trendy!
Be who you really are and not what people think you are.
Scooter from the Devil's Garden Shed
Do you reckon "mindless shouting" will
HELP ME GET A BANK LOAN?
DEAR 'ZINE... A POEM
Summer is here and my heart is free.
No ex-girlfriend is gonna bother me.
For the last few months I've been depressed about splitting up with this girl and found the long winter months a hard time.
Now the light is back it's time, once again, to reveal myself to the world in need. Rejoice I am returned to you.
Mysterious Ways
If you're going to reveal yourself,
MAKE SURE THE POLICE AREN'T NEARBY!
