The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 1999
SPECIAL AGENT BOBFISH If I ran naked down the street, would my nipples go hard or would I get cold feet? My bet's on you getting arrested before any bodyparts ice up.
SCOUSE MOUSE Mega-Zine, you are almost better than chocolate! Whoaa there! don't say that so loud... anything could happen...
AN ANNOYED MEET PI Letter... I wrote... name... edited out. I sense a conspiracy and WLW at the bottom of it all! Ah power!
'ZINERS
Don't carry a skateboard around if you don't skate — it doesn't make you look good.
And girls especially, leave out the baggy trousers and the little airwalk tops.
You're not fooling anyone, just giving us hardcore skaters something to laugh at.
Rose
There's only one thing more
CONTEMPTIBLE THAN A PSEUDO-SKATER...
LIFE? WHAT IS LIFE?
My servant, Wild Bill is dead?
No matter. Just as I am destined for the fires of hell, I am doomed to walk alone through the nightmare known as life. And yet, I watch the blonde bass player and dream we could be together.
Words come to my lips and I must testify. Life is nothing but a fleeting glimpse of the highest reaches of love and the lowest depths of despair.
Black Blood
I refer you to that profound social
COMMENT FROM OPUS - LIFE IS LIFE!
TO ALL 'ZINEY-POOS
You all need to stop whinging. So frogging what if that person doesn't fancy you? Their loss!
Life is short and time runs out so don't waste it.
Read books, ditch chart music and get into some alternative bands.
If you're not happy, get out there and change things.
The indestructible cake machine.
I beg to differ — life is long and
WHINGING KICKS BUTT!
TO SAURON
You crazy FF7 fan. Soon we will join together and find the promised land!
Cloud and his chums beat me but I was resurrected and I vow revenge on Mr Strife. I can do this because I can summon my own Supernova.
Yes Sauron, join me and mother and the promised land will be ours with all its Meccano.
Sephiroth
It's not Meccano? Sorry, I thought the
PROMISED LAND WAS PACKED WITH IT
