The Mega-Zine Museum
April 8, 1999
FLUX Who ate my hob-nob?!! Fools!!! I'll show you can't eat my biscuit and keep both nostrils! I live in fear of your nostril destroying antics!!!
FREAKY WEIRDO DEVIL GIRL I woke up this morning to find I was dead... I presume you mean brain dead!
FLYING TURNIP I rode a hippo to school. Yeah, but you know what it's like. You spend hours waiting for one and then three turn up at the same time! Hee hee Ho ho. You're right, that wasn't funny.
A POEM ENTITLED: WEIRDO
Dead cat
Lying on the road
Squishy
Like blancmange
Are you mental?
Little poet, are you crazy?
To be thinking this?
Spooky
Like Mulder but less sexy.
PS Scully is really a man. No real woman could keep her hands off him.
Rosa the Poetess
Guess the tune: Dum Dee Dumm Dee Dum
Dum... BINK BINk BInk bink...(!)
DEAR WLW AND 'ZINERS
Sorry to detract from our usual fun and folly but I have something I really need to say.
Capitalist warpig the USA and its Imperialistic lapdog Britain + crisis in Kosovo = Needless bully boy showing off, conflict, WWIII and Armageddon as foretold by Nostradamus and every Holy Book known to man. Make love not war!
Nihilistic Automaton feeling very anti-war and with a keen mistrust of political figures/fascists in disguise.
Yes, but could Nostradamus predict
THE RESULT OF THE GRAND NATIONAL?
'ZINERS ALL
I feel it my duty to draw your attention to the beauty, talent and brilliance of the Time Team's Mick "The Dig".
I long to find an important historical object with him and plait his lovely hair, whilst stroking his goatee.
Alas, I fear I never shall.
Eleanor Rigby (Now where did I leave my trowel?)
You want the
WORLD TO KNOW THIS?!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO WLW...
Well! You are obviously not printing any of my fan-mail from admiring 'Ziners, such as Naff Nymph, Kohl Scuttle etc etc... and I know why, because you're desperately in love with my grace, and desperately jealous of my overpowering popularity!
Yes, I know your little secret! Can't take my fame eh? No, don't speak! Na Na Na, I can't hear you! You all want me! You really want me!
Giggly Groupie
You want fan mail, have mine: 2p's
FAKE CHEQUES, SWEETS, HAIR, GREAT!
