The Mega-Zine Museum
April 6, 1999
THE WONDERGIRL If I was any happier, I'd lose balance. Well you lost the plot a long time ago!!
CYMRAEG Edrychwch ar ba mor boblogaidd rydyn! Well it makes no sense to me...
DEMONIC BEING WITH TOO MANY THOUGHTS I love the sun and all of its happy vibes. It beats a cloudy day anytime! Keep smiling. It's a shame we don't see enough of it here!! Show me the sun!!
Dear Wemden Mousehound,
A sonnet is 14 lines of iambic pentameters ending in a rhyming couplet. It also usually has a meaning, unlike your version.
I hope 'Clive' does have a better grasp of the finer points of the English language than you seem to.
The Enigmatic Stranger
(feeling bitchy today)
An aspiring English teacher
ME THINKS!!
Ever, ever wanted,
To be the you within?
They refused your freedom
Held you down,
Made you bathe in sin.
One day I'll be so big,
One day I'll be so high;
Will I make it through
To the real me
Or serve, fade and die?
Roit Grrl
So, did you pinch that from a
SONG, OR IS IT YOUR OWN??
If this is life, I'd rather be dead. I mean, look at what I've done so far:
I was born (which I didn't ask to happen) I grew up (which I didn't ask for), I totally embarrassed myself in front of a gorgeous boy (which wasn't supposed to happen). And now I'm still at school but it's the holidays and I'm bored witless.
I hate life, I hate it, I hate it.
Also, my best mate has a boyfriend. They're both ugly as sin and a boy in my class who is ugly also has got a girlfriend.
What is wrong with me?
The unhappy Toff
I don't know for sure but it
COULD BE ALL YOUR WHINGING!!
PRESS HOLD NOW...
Life is like a football match. Because 90 mins - 90 years. After 45 there is a break (mid-life crisis).
Some have red cards, metaphorically dying, early in this game of life - lucky others have warnings.
The referee is God.
We are all blades of grass - encased within thick white lines, which represent the law.
RELEASE HOLD
Philosophical Speculator
So how would you explain
SUBSTITUTIONS??
