The Mega-Zine Museum

April 1, 1999

THE WONDERGIRL We are refugees from my room. I've blown off. Nice girl — NOT!

FLYING TURNIP WLW, you can't hate me because my letters are rubbish. I try so very hard. Oh, you're very trying!

ALIEN IN A SPACESUIT Sewing is torture,
Sewing is pain,
Sewing was designed
to drive me insane!
That's why I get my mum to darn all my socks for me!

Dum, dee dum dee dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dee, dee, dee, dum.

(Don't mind me).

Dum, dee, dum, dee, dum, dum, dum, dum.

Captain Fish

I can name that tune...

...EASTENDERS!

Breath Of Fresh Air,

It's nice to see you back on 'Zine; I thought you'd left. I think it doesn't matter whether you're a noticed 'Ziner or not; it's what you say that counts.

For what it is worth, I think it's admirable to be placid, and I love you — you're my favourite 'Ziner.

Despite WLW's comment, I pay attention to every word you write; I think your letters are often very perceptive.

TMGE's Boyfriend

Welcome to BOFA's fan club... with

THE SOON TO BE BOFA'S BOYF...

TOP 10 SHOWS WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:

1. South Park
2. Hey Arnold
3. Top 10 Of Everything
4. I Am Weasel
5. Angry Beavers
6. Home To Rent
7. The Simpsons
8. Johnny Bravo
9. Robot Wars
10. Cow And Chicken

Hey! Don't put me down! South Park was lucky to get on at all!

Explosive

Johnny Bravo gets our vote as

BEST QUIFFED 'TOON HERO!

Do you like my poem? It goes:

I live upon a hill,
Beside a derelict cotton mill.
Everything is lovely here,
At any time of the year.

(It isn't autobiographical)

Deauville

PS Feeling a little stressed.

I'm not an expert, but I'd say:

DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB!

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