The Mega-Zine Museum
March 30, 1999
RANDOM GULP Yoohoo, It's 7.40. Four pear drops to go, please. And don't forget to floss. Or keep taking the medication!
KOHL SCUTTLE I have a bathrobe with fluffy bunnies and hearts all over it. And it rocks. Well, aren't you cool.
THE WEMDEN MOUSEHOUND Has the whole world gone mad, or is it just me? Doesn't anyone else realise that the Millennium isn't until 2001. What Millennium, as if we didn't know!
'Ziners of the world unite!
DEAR WLW,
I noted from one of your comments that you are a fan of "Crossroads".
I always thought you were Benny from Crossroads in disguise!!
Yours Sincerely
The Old Duffer
PS. What did you do with that wooly hat? I still wear it when my ears get cold!
Oh, no. After all this time
MY SECRET IS OUT!
THE DEVIL'S WIFE
So you round your prey eh? Well, this girl's taking no flack from you, you sad Marilyn Manson-loving Devil lover!
I like goth music — few of my many many mates do but they still respect me for my individuality. You must be easily influenced, liking South Park and hating science because the majority does.
Yes, I have no money as I'm a poor student, but I'm sure your rich parents can sort your cash problems.
Sweet FA (The Devil Slayer)
Sounds like fighting talk
WHERE I COME FROM!!
Freaky Weirdo Devil Girl
Come, come now dear, think of happy thoughts. All pink and fluffy. Calm down and take a deep breath....
We're all adults here, so tell me: Is it that time of the month again, love?
Viper Rub (the burning Nagasaki doll)
Can a girl not be irrational
AND MOODY FOR THE HELL OF IT?
I feel so happy when I see
The magic box I call TV
It shows me stuff I love to watch
I love TV, it's just top-notch.
When the aerial plays up I get stressed
But still when fuzzy, TV is best.
Another thing I haven't said,
It's always best when watched in bed,
With a flash remote control on hand,
I search a place called TV Land.
It has one super feature, it's class and it's true:
Remote + TV = page 1-4-2!!
A poem by Cookie Head
You definitely need to
GO AND GET A LIFE!
