The Mega-Zine Museum
March 16, 1999
ALIEN IN A SPACESUIT Jacobean Bounty Hunter, you put my life into words. That's all we need. Someone inflating JBH's already enlarged ego!
RANDOM GULP Eh, I didn't geddit. Life is a strange deluded kind of thing is it not?
CUMMIFLUX Did you know that it was believed that a wart can be removed by rubbing it with the tail of a tortoise shell cat in May. You guys are really such an education to me. What would I do without you lovely Ziney-wineys?
A DARE...
WLW, I dare you to do something. Something which nobody has ever done before in the history of 'Zine kind. Yes, I am asking you to leave a comment blank at the end of a long letter.
OK, so it's happened before when the Teletext system has gone haywire, or when the darn aerial plays up, but this would be different. This would be on purpose. This would scar your reputation for life, I think.
Anyway, do you have the guts???
Naff Nymph
Yeah, I can do what I want!!!
DOH!
5 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT 'ZINE:
- WLW only prints letters he can think of a witty response to.
- MegaZine is an anagram of Mine Zage.
- WLW has more syllables than White Line Warrior.
- 142 is also the number of days leading up to the millennium when the Nigerians believe the Messiah will make his presence known.
- Contrary to popular belief, there are only 4 things you never knew about 'Zine.
- C Muffin
Ha! Wrong! Can't think of anything
witty to say to this - actually!
The sky was dark and intense, while the moon shone, unsure of what it would reveal.
A small figure glided down the empty streets. Her name was Thursday's Child, and while she was new, she couldn't be bothered with a first letter.
She'd rather bring a reign of darkness back to the 'Zine, and if they didn't like it? Well, she'd just have to scrape off the molten goo that oozed from the 5, and 6 buttons on her remote.
Thursday's Child
Oh YES!
KEEP THOSE BRIBES A'COMING!!!!
'Ziners
Ha ha haaaaaaaa! Heh heh! Ho! Hoooo!
Today a popular trendy in school asked me, the most unfanciable, unsociable, introverted girl ever, to get off with him! And get this, he was SERIOUS!!!
Not even scouse trendies can resist my sexual magnetism.
PS: I rejected him, to let him know how it feels.
PPS: It goes to show there's hope for solos like me and you, WLW.
Frankie James
Speak for yourself,
ESMERELDA LOVES ME JUST FINE!
