The Mega-Zine Museum
March 9, 1999
KILL ME THE WONDERGIRL Nobody says gadzooks in real life - do they? Couldn't tell you by Jiminy!
CUMMIFLUX My table is about to fall apart at any minute. I'm living on the edge. Yes, but did you ask Bono? I'm so funny I crease myself up!
RANDOM GULP Mint choc-chip ice-cream, when melted, makes good imitation witches' poo. I'm not gonna ask how you might have come to have known this!
'ZINERS
Whoever said that life is like a box of chocolates is wrong - it's like a piece of paper. Some people fold it neatly and keep it safe, never taking risks; others chew it up and spit it out, wasting it.
The rest take risks and bare their souls and write to the 'Zine, enriching the lives of all who read it.
Freak Girl
My life is more like underlay...
NEVER SEEN AND ALWAYS FILTHY
A GREAT DAY
A walk along a filthy beach with my best friend running away from the waves. On the way to a friendly record shop with free coffee, it rains pretzel flips.
I don't like white fudge so I skip around and give some children my packets. Eat gingerbread men. Big fat nostalgic head in a big fat ugly mood.
The Wondergirl
A great day...
ARRIVING AT WORK TO FIND IT GONE
DEAR PEOPLE OF THE PAGES
CALLING ALL LOST SOULS
Can you help me?
I'm enveloped in darkness,
searching for a light,
to guide my way!
Fallen Angel*
You could just
HIT THE LIGHT SWITCH!
OI 'ZINERS, I WANNA WORD WITH YOU!
Fine! Ignore the little groupie Mega-ziners! Y'know, just alienate me just because yer all jealous of me! I don't care...
Go on - hop back to your materialistic rituals and laugh at the groupie! Go on! Go on! I don't care, I don't care at all!
Ha! Ha! At least the Manics told me I've got a lovely pair of eyes! Bet they aint said that to you lot, eh? eh?
Giggly GroupieXXX
Ohhhhhhh, who rattled your
PRAM?!!!
