The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 1999
FRANK JR JR Who got no Valentine's Day cards? Have you been waiting by your letterbox all this time?
CUMMIFLUX How come we live in a world where we can instantly communicate with people all around the world and see the world with the television, yet the glue on my envelope is completely useless? It's a mixed-up world for sure!!
SOGGY NOODLE Where I come from it is illegal to cook meringues, spanners are zesty, and lemons are lightbulbs! So?!
FANCY THAT!
Burt Bacharach, Coronation Street, the A-Team tune, Blind Date, cartoons, Frank Sinatra, everyone, wearing green, pink, orange and purple at the same time, cardigans, Morecombe Bay.
These are a few of my 'likes' others I know label sad.
I think we at 'Zine should admit our sad likes and accept each other for who we are. That would be like a perfect world, like one step closer to world peace, or maybe just something to pass the time.
Wondergirl
OK, me first: A-Ha, leg-warmers and
SUNSET BEACH. A-HEM?! SORRY!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I am a lonely little girl who is in love. He's called Jamie and he goes on the bus. He's got a baby face with very nice eyes and he's lovely.
I also have too much homework and a French exchange who collects stamps and plays board games.
Somebody help me I'm on the verge of committing suicide. Is there anyone out there who isn't a sad dork who likes Star Trek?
Suicidal Bus-goer who hates sport
I think it is time to get your
LIFE INTO PERSPECTIVE!
EBONY AND IVORY
Black and white are clearly not opposites. People just think that because it's easier.
Some chocolates have hard centres, some have soft ones and some have very smug, opinionated ones with black specks in.
Go turn spin faster curve fall swoop again go on up continually never slow ever never round through and bump stop, sigh.
The Armchair with the satanic frown
I was with you until the last
PARAGRAPH. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT?
THAT WAS THE PARTY THAT WAS
Two parents complaining about the price of a shirt.
Two more pints than I should have had.
At least two times for each Steps song.
Two people I saw kissing people they shouldn't have.
Two times I snogged my gorgeous girl!
Fate Amenable to Change
Next time invite all 'Ziners -
GUARANTEED TO LIVEN ALL PARTIES!!
