The Mega-Zine Museum
February 7, 1999
WONDERGIRL Bow before my sexy phlegm, you know who you are. Nice!
BLOND BUT NOT DUMB I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant. I'm not playing any more. Are you a real blond? Can you prove it?
NAFF NYMPH Fish. And why not.
FOSIMODO I can't get wid dat, no I can't get wid dat. No, nor can FLC.
Today I realised something. Despite all my scoffing at girly people and romantics, all my attempts at common sense — I am a drama queen!
I cry at talk shows when people fight. I beg for things in my life to improve, yet cringe with boredom when they do.
I can't bear it! It's all too much — it can't be true.
For the love of God, someone help me!
The Wondergirl (if you don't ask me to dinner)
I'd like to help you but my
PROBLEMS ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT!
MODERN NURSERY RHYMES (VOL 2)
The Grand Old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men (although his sexuality isn't important here)
He marched them up to the top of the hill...
At which point they formed a trade union, demanding equal pay and sickness benefits.
An industrial tribunal took place, winning the men pensions and nice houses in Kent.
Tat
Hey Tat, send in your demo,
WE ALL LIKE A GOOD LAUGH!
DEAR 'ZINERS AND THE OLD DUFFER
For the last time, WLW stands for White Line Warrior! And to the person who was talking about the White Line being on the "Other Side", I'm sure it's true but WLW is called that because he writes below the white line.
Also, I'm pleased to see that no one has guessed my song lyrics yet.
Shining Happy Peepsle (getting miffed with all these stupid peepsles)
Everyone guessed. So many, I couldn't
BE BOTHERED TO PRINT ANY!
TO THE LOVELY 'ZINEY PEOPLE
Thank Batman this trendy/alternative thing is dying down. Everyone's different and expresses themselves in different ways, for example.
Some people call my friends slackers,
but we just think they're crackers,
so what if we play the maracas,
while all depressed as BA Baracus.
So accept people for who they are and eat your greens.
Spindeling Ronnie
A £1 Burton gift voucher! Is this
THE BEST BRIBE YOU CAN MANAGE?!
