The Mega-Zine Museum
February 6, 1999
EAU ROUGE "Memory is the best way to extend one's conscious lifetime." But to forget makes you feel better!
BERNICE BLACKSTOCK Voulez-vous m'appeler un taxi, s'il vous plait? Peut-etre, si vous-etes tres gentil!
SOGGY NOODLE The fundamental problem of society is surely underestimating the time it takes to eat cornflakes. In the words of Lara Croft - No!
PC STU Ever wished you were a Doogle-Blobsit? More often than you'd know!
HERE IS A POEM:
If you don't like Mega-zine
Eat a tin of baked beans
If the effects of that make you smell
You may as well go to hell.
If you don't like WLW
then I'm sorry but I can't love you.
That was very bad rhyming, but it came off the top of my head. And it doesn't scan.
Naff Nymph
No no, it was lovely, really!
FLATTERY WILL GET YOU ANYWHERE!
ECO WARRIOR FOX GIRL
Wild Bill's life has been saved by Eco Warrior. Despite her secret desire for Ickle Strawberry Moose, he had fallen in love with her.
The pain of finding out the truth of her feelings proved too much for Wild Bill. His brain was taken over by turnip-powered forces, and he started talking in a strange alien form...
"Squibble Squaggle Backchat!" he cried.
The Ickle Strawberry Moose
Wild Bill's becoming a legend
IN HIS OWN LUNCHTIME
GIGGLY GROUPIE
Der! An itch is the irritation you feel. To relieve it you scratch it. If you itched it you would increase the irritation.
You scratch an itch! OK! Come on people this is basic primary school stuff!
Burning Lime Green Effigy
What if you itched the itch
BY SCRATCHING BY ACCIDENT?!
JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER
Thanks for writing, you are the first 'Ziner who has spoken to me. (Although Leanda did mention me).
Have you ever read any of the Moomin books? If so, do you know where to get some? They don't sell them any more.
Captain Fish
Look under the "Very Sad" section
OF THE LIBRARY!
