The Mega-Zine Museum
February 4, 1999
BLONDE BUT NOT DUMB Chocolate... 3 days without... must go to shop... not much time... can't hold on much longer... Oh, how I know that feeling!
EAU ROUGE WLW can insult us, cut our letters, not print them, and even bar 'Ziners for no reason. But WLW will still rule. Ohhh, the power I have!
SPIDERMONKEY GIRL PC Stu — I was never away, I'll always love you. I'll be your monkey, if you'll be my sexy, groovy hi-tech lover. PS. I bet I know what PC stands for. Well do tell all...
'Ziners All,
When in trouble, when in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout!
A little piece of advice that has been of no help whatsoever.
Here's hoping that it will be the same for you.
Respect,
Vanilla Tiger
My best piece of advice is
DON'T SWIM ON A FULL STOMACH!
To Shiny Happy People
As well as your pseudonym being absolutely terrible, your lyrics had to be the easiest yet. They were from The Day We Caught The Train by OCS — the only good song by a mediocre band.
Here's a challenge:
"Any means in your horizon, every mink walks two by two.
We gamble to be born again, you know I never wanted to."
Ginger Kappa Slappa
Oh, it's on the
TIP OF ME TOUNGUE!
Dear 'Ziners,
Things that are cool:
Aliens, The Simpsons, Labour winning the last election, inflatable chairs, 5ive, blue hair, freedom, trousers, badges, Frank Sinatra and lava lamps.
Things that suck:
Cars, educational institutions, summer, the '80s, bad hair days, the Tories, war, bad face days and babies on a dummy.
Gervais the Gerbil
And why wasn't I mentioned
ON THINGS THAT ARE COOL?!
Dear Everything,
I'm new on the 'Zine. I was kinda hoping somebody would hold my hand and show me around.
Please somebody, anybody... even if you don't love me... help. You don't even have to share your arsenic creme eggs with me.
Lots of flip-flops
Rocambole the First
PS, WLW — will you marry me?!
Quite forward, aren't you
FOR A VIRGIN 'ZINER... OO-ER!!
