The Mega-Zine Museum
January 29, 1999
THE NEWLY AMERICANISED RANDOM GULP Oh gee, you guys are so the best. Let's do lunch some time. As long as it's not McDonalds!
THE YELLOW THING I shall come, I shall kill, I shall conquer! Ha ha ha. You most certainly shall not!
PC STU I miss you She Monkey, come back to me! NOT A DATING AGENCY - How many times?!
FOSIMODO I love Lara. Sad sad sad!
WLW, ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN
"As the rainbow clouds and the Chinese bears dance in fallen mist, my life is a secret cave hidden from traffic and contagious examinations, flowing like a church spiral rising like a bad memory from the past.
I see the graveyard of memory much clearer now, and the forest of traffic is strangely still."
The Star that fell to earth.
I'm drifting away
On The Wings Of Poesy!
ALL THAT'S WRONG...
Living for the weekend, wishing it was Friday, ducking and diving, always striving for things that will never happen. Does my bum look big in this?
Saving for a holiday, perpetually. Wanting more, needing more, it's never enough, no it's never enough.
Always bored, apathy is cool, Spice Girls rule.
Near Death Experience.
Still, look on
the bright side, eh?
NAFF NYMPH AND WLW
I am pledging my allegiance to the 'Zine and to WLW by putting everyone out of their misery.
Naff Nymph's song lyrics come from White Room by Alisha's Attic.
What about these —
"Rapping on the window, whistling down the chimney pot;
blowing off the dust in the room where I forgot I laid my plans in solid rock"?
Shining Happy Peepsle.
A massive prize of nothing at all
ALSO GOES TO PRINCESS LEIA'S HAIR.
Dear Megazine
I believe that religion and sense of smell are closely linked together! For example, my religious studies teacher drinks strong coffee and, because it's so strong, it smells of fish.
And the smell of fish excites the rash on my arm! Thus, I inhale the fishy coffee, while listening to my religious studies teacher, while itching my new pet rash.
Just a thought!
Giggly Groupie.
No, I mean really, what ARE you on,
AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?!!!
