The Mega-Zine Museum
January 28, 1999
TIMID EXHIBITIONIST I dreamt I was a Skittle. A red one. I tasted lovely but my shoes didn't match. Please don't flood the office, ohhh I'm scared!
NAFF NYMPH WLW stands for White Line Warrior! There, don't ever ask again newbies! Very magnanimous of you.
ATOMIC What WLW could stand for: What Lovely Warts, Wanted: Lonely women, Well Loved Warbler. Just to confuse things an ickle bit! Hee Hee!!!!!!!!
Holy Grail-searching, summit '98 kid-nappin' (sorry), Sephiroth threatenin' was me, and who noticed?
When I took time out to write to ya I was seldom screened. My arcane powers were't enough for ya. So I'm closing my castle, (you are no longer welcome) and fleeing to the moon. I may hex you all for breaking my heart.
Her Witchiness The High Hipstress of Insanity.
There there...
All Better Now?!
'Ziners
I AM THE BIG CURL
OF THE BIG GIRL
I SIT AT THE SIDE
OF HER FOREHEAD
WHEN I AM GOOD (SHE SAYS)
I GO A LOT STRAIGHTER
I HATE HER!
AND WHEN I AM BAD (SHE SAYS)
I AM BOUNCY AND FREE
SHE HATES ME!
Riot Grrl (with the curl)
Is it just me, or does anyone
UNDERSTAND THIS EVEN A BIT?
First shown 24 January 1999 with a different WLW comment.
Dearest 'Ziners
For reasons unexplained, Teletext has been absent from my house for a month. I happily returned to the haven that is Megazine, only to be lost and confused about the newly aquired 'Ziners.
Thought for the day: When you have a moment, do this for humanity - string up a townie, so that so everyone can poke them with a big stick.
Happy Goth (FKA Mortica)
Yeah, and what's your idea of fun?
FISHING, WEAVING AND COW-TIPPING?!
Dear Megaziners
In English Lit, we were studying Little Red Riding Hood and my teacher told us that it was about adolescence.
Supposedly, Red Riding Hood enters the woods a girl, disobeys hit mother by straying from the path, meets the wolf, comes out of the woods an adult, gets eaten by the wolf, is saved by the woodcutter, and ends up Mrs Woodcutter.
I don't remember my adolescence being like that.
Cheesy
Get ready to fail English! Look up
"ALLEGORY". I'M HERE TO HELP!!!
