The Mega-Zine Museum
January 26, 1999
PURPLE POP-CORN FLUFF A small cinema off the third planet from the sun gas station, Zigaloolo, the land of Narnia. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
SCENTLESS APPRENTICE I thought you may be interested to know that I've a 6cm hair on my arm. Oh how very wrong!
CINCINNATIS What happened to the "Don't do your nut if your letters get cut" things? Thought it would be more fun if you did get wound up, quite frankly!
LIFE IS ALL ABOUT:
- Music
- Laughing
- Love
- Flowers
- Bellbottoms
- Happiness
- Peace
- Placebo
- Jeff Buckley
- Dancing
- Mates
- South Park
- God
- Guitars
- Family
- 'Zine
- '70s clothes
- Makeup
- 5ive
- Ash
- Chocolate
- Radiohead
- Brian Molko
- Art
- Writing
Remember, make love not war and chill out 'Ziney babies!
Sparkly Saliva Bubble
You forgot custard-filled wellies,
OR HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH?
Pounding headache, his lungs bursting for air, Wild Bill suddenly goes limp. Naff Nymph thinks he is dead, drowned. Maybe he would've been dead if Eco Warrior hadn't stepped in.
She pulls Naff Nymph out of the water and slaps her. Naff Nymph is naff — she cries.
Wild Bill Hiccup thanks fox girl by giving her a long embrace but she's pining for the Ickle Strawberry Moose.
Another love triangle begins.
Eco Warrior fox girl.
It's like our very own soap opera and
BETTER THAN EASTENDERS!
I WONDER:
Why do we have a monarchy? It's a facade. We have no influence on what is done for the country.
But for posterity there must be tradition. The royal family is of not-too-distant German descent.
There is no pride in people who continue to embarrass us and cost us money that could be put to better use.
In short, "Water pistols out and let the fun begin."
(Unlimited Edition)
All together now:
"LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY..."
MANIC STREET PRIESTESS
I am a ballsy, Tory-loathin' trade unionist, and, just guessing, I think that you're one too.
You confuse me, but I still wish I was Arthur Scargill.
C'mon, let's find us a picket line and kick up some coal dust together! See y'all when the revolution comes...
The (Exiled) Liverpool Lothario
Did this letter get stuck
In a time-warp?!
