The Mega-Zine Museum
January 24, 1999
BOO!
We are floating in a blue vase and the stars are really glass nuggets and the planets are flowers. We are the flies that feed off the flowers and make them die.
We don't live long in comparison to the flowers, but we kill them fast. Sometimes we send other flies into the vase to bite the roots, but what is the point when the flowers are already dying?
Timid Exhibitionist
Whoah, cryptic dude
I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY MAN
DEAR ZINERS,
Re: The Oxygen Thief on Baked Beans v Spaghetti Hoops.
I LOVE THEM BOTH!
Beans have a creamier texture, and they are less slimy than hoops, but hoops are easier to pick up; you can just hang them on the prongs of your fork.
Hyena of Stonehenge
And most importantly, they don't
MAKE YOU SO... EMBARRASSED
A POEM
I am the big curl
of the big girl
and I sit right at the side
of her forehead
When I am good (she says)
I go a lot straighter
I hate her!
And when I am bad (she says)
I am bouncy and free
she hates me!
Riot Grrl (with the curl)
Do I sense a
CONFLICT OF INTERESTS?
CINCINNATI Dear Scentless Apprentice, I thought you might be interested to know that I have a six centimetre hair on my arm. That's disgusting... really?
THE MIGHTY ATOMIC WLW you are funny! No really. I tried to reveal my true identity, but no! You had to be the joker. Well get this, the Zine shall know my name - The Mighty Atomic. Yawn.
THE JACOBEAN URBAN PUNK WARRIOR AND BOUNTY HUNTER FROM THE DEVIL'S FISH TANK (phew!) Vincent Price was the best horror film actor. It was worth it.
