The Mega-Zine Museum
January 23, 1999
MORLEYSOFT First it's the Daily Telegraph, and then Megazine. If one more person does it, I'll go insane. Millennium has TWO n's... OKAY!!! Okay, Okay, I get the message!
DRIVAAAR I don't care! I shall persist until I get a message printed! Ooo sorry, I don't know what came over me there. Damn these violent outbursts, damn them I say! GAAAAAAARGH! Jeeez!
THE WONDERGIRL Je ne sais pas, je t'aime pourquoi mais-je fais! Whatever.
ZINERS
Two stupid film quotes:
"Life is like a box of chocolates" (Forest Gump).
"Life is a game of luck" (Titanic).
Surely for both these films "Oh help, my life's a mess" would have been better?
The Heavy Feather
Yeah, but where's the
FUN IN THAT?
DEAR ZINERS,
I have decided to share my knowledge and enhance yours with very useful tips for life.
Tip 1#: Eating all the chocolates you have been given by unimaginative acquaintances in one day is not advisable. Instead choose three of your favourite boxes and eat them over a three-day period. You can give the rest away as presents or to charity.
The Sacriligious Spider
What's the matter with everyone
LIVE A LITTLE!
ZINEY PEEPS
You want true class? Try these lyrics:
"My toes are curling upwards and my shoes have left my feet;
They took away my velvet chair, my name is obsolete."
Name the band. It was written by people of true genius; none of this Garbage rubbish.
Naff Nymph
Garbage rubbish... yes, yes
VERY DROLL
ZINERS
To all those who criticise NH for appearing on Backchat... what were you doing reading the thing?
Now I have a dilemma. If the great NH has graced page 506 then should I read Backchat yet again? Or do I keep my promise, sworn on my integrity as a Dwarfer, and avoid the page like the plague?
Hmmm. Page or plague. Advice please.
The Heavy Feather
His highness NH is just sulking
SOMEONE'S TAKEN HIS THRONE... AAHH
