The Mega-Zine Museum
January 14, 1999
SCENTLESS APPRENTICE My highlight of '98 - a friend got a G-string for Xmas! PS - What's a 'Bubblegoose'?! I really need to know! Not telling you, Cheeky!
CINCINNATUS Doesn't Daisy the Cow realise that good songs don't have to be Party Hits Of The Millennium?. Open your mind, Girl. But don't you realise that Daisy's still a Mad Cow!
OXYGEN THIEF Baked Beans v Spaghetti Hoops? My vote goes to baked beans. I'm glad I don't live in your house!
RANDOM GULP Death to idle yoghurts that inflict their far superior wisdom on the likes of you! Anyone found to be hiding or assisting such beings will suffer the consequences! Oooh - I'm so scared, what you gonna do? Curdle us!
CHEESY POOF Computer games like Tomb Raider and Spiceworld are surely against the work of feminists. Yes, women are the heroines of both games, but who are at the controls? Men!!! You tell 'em, time fer joining hands, makin'a stand. WOMEN MUST TAKE CONTROL. (Sorry, I got a bit carried away).
TO ALL YOU 'ZINERS
The figure on the horse stopped in a cloud of dust and jumped off. His spurs rattled as he advanced towards them.
Fish looked puzzled and he looked at Leanda and saw she was shaking. Leanda The Kid drew her gun but the man shook his head and she lowered it. The man then looked and saw wild Bill on the floor and a smile spread across his face.
Leanda The Kid
Hi Ho Silver! What's gonna happen next?
IT'S TOO GRIPPING FOR ME TO TAKE!
TOWNIE KIDNAP
"My name is Jakki. I dress in orange Kappa when I hang out in the park. I have a perm with attitude, drink cider, buy Billie CDs and sing on the bus. I also wander aimlessly round town with five identical girlies, giggling."
The above person is being held hostage in a cafe in Grimsby. Any ransom offers?
Midnight Caller
I doubt it looking like that but she
SOUNDS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GIRL! NOT!
SWEET FA
Have you discovered the wonders of Joy Division? Another good band unknown to nearly everybody is Japan. The lead singer, David Sylvian, sounds very much like Thom Yorke!
Unfortunately, most people only enjoy the music which is already familiar to them (ie pop music), so never discover all the brilliant old and new bands. I salute you!
TAT
Hear, Hear! Japan were ace but I'm not
TOO SURE ABOUT THEIR MAKE-UP & HAIR!
