The Mega-Zine Museum
January 11, 1999
BOB THE FISH Ziners, WLW, assorted people... please plug my Web site! http://come.to/fish.tank. Fell for this request hook, line and sinker 'ziners.
PEACHY I think that we should have a Megazine letter of the year. I nominate Wild Bill! Yeee-haw!
THE ALMIGHTY Y-FRONT MASTER I have come from afar to spread the pure evil of the high commanding jock strap. For those who worship him I bare gifts in the shape of chicken doner kebabs. OK Almighty, keep it brief...
EXISTENCE,
Has anyone here ever thought that existence might not exist?
If existence does exist, then that's all well and good, but if the opposite state is true, then are we all just non-existent segments of our own or each other's damaged non-existent imaginations?
Damon Hill worshipper
If we don't exist, how do you explain
CELINE DION THEN, EH?
HELLO TO MY FRIENDS (WILD BILL HICCUP)
Don't be a fool Billy
Don't be a fool
Life can be cruel
We'll be there to pick you up
To light your Bensons, to fill your cup
We'll be with you 'til the end
Don't be a stranger, be a friend!
BILLY! - SILLY! - BILLY!!!
The Radiator
C'mon Bill,
DON'T BE A LONESOME COWBOY
LAST BOY SCOUT (SHOPS OUT)
I am cold and lonely. Lost in the frozen food section of Tesco's megastore. I need warmth, I need a fire.
Aha! I will use that old boy scout trick, rubbing two french sticks together, genius. All I need now is some faggots to burn. Hmm, it must be flammable gravy...
Arrested? What about the body heat-preserving thing with the cashier on check-out 5? Doh!
Cloven Hoof
Everything you want from a store
AND A LITTLE BIT THAW!
