The Mega-Zine Museum
January 8, 1999
TAT Runcorn bridge is green not blue! Depends what mood you're in.
EAU ROUGE What happened to the 'Zine Romances? Ugh all that soppy stuff!
GILBERT THE FISH Will anyone give me the email address of the 'Zine or don't you like me? Paranoia methinks! club140@teletext.co.uk
BERNARD THE MONGOOSE One day you're cleaning the loos on the Mir Space Station, next you're High Admiral of the Death Star. Yes I've found that.
THE POETIC DRAGON WHO FELL DOWN A WELL
I fell down a well and now I'm stuck
I think I'm having lots of bad luck
I can't get out for I can't fly
Out of the top into the sky.
Because I've gotten too fat.
The reason for that is that
I ate too many big fat sheep
So now I cannot take the leap.
Someone, somewhere help me please
I'm sick of only eating fleas.
Is our Poetry slot
STINKING A LOT?
DEAR 'ZINERS
As a Ziner 4 years and a Backchatter about 18 months I have noticed that only on Zine is this rivalry perpetuated.
Also Ziner's try to be cool and write esoteric poems, whereas on Backchat most writers may be Boyzone fans but at least what they write makes sense and people have serious discussions.
Catalin
OooOOhhh!!!
ANYONE FOR TENNIS?
PART TWO
Wild Bill Hiccup looked around. Somehow, he had survived.
He looked behind him as he heard a gunshot. A beautiful lady, dressed in white leather, blew the smoke from a silver-handled gun.
"I think you owe me a drink" she said. "Sure thing" smiled Wild Bill.
As the sun set, they strode off towards the saloon...
Vanilla Tiger.
Wild Bill escapes again
..OR DOES HE..?
'ZINERS
Here are things we wish people had told us -
- Losing weight won't make you popular
- If a boy stares at you he doesn't fancy you - he has an eyesight problem.
- Failing an exam is actually the end of the world.
- If your friends say a boy is pretending to hate you, don't let them fool you, he really does.
Crazy Sheep Girl
Words of wisdom there
FROM A LOON!
