The Mega-Zine Museum
December 13, 1998
ZIGGY O'BASIL Do any of you know if there's a soundtrack to Pugwall's Summer of existence? I'm a big fan.
AUDREY HEPBURN, YOUR HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND What is audacity without grace?
AMPHETAMINE As one cow said to the other "I'm not gay but I'll learn" and as the other cow said back "Oh my god you can talk".
GIRLIE Re: The Satanic care bear's five ways to order a pizza. You nicked that from the Glamourpuss Fanzine!
ODE TO BILLIE PIPER:
Billie is a teen queen
Who just turned sixteen
First she was a kid with attitude
Now she's a bimbo with something to prove,
Her album bombed at number 16
And now the dream is not such a scream
But sure enough she'll bounce back
With even more rubbish tracks
Her record company will lead the way
And for years and years she will stay
Dominating the charts,
whilst trying to to persuade her work is art.
Sonnet Spewing Sister.
HI ALL
This is my life story, I started life as different ingredients mixed up in a machine in a factory. I got cut into shape and then they heated me.
I then got picked up by a human with black dirt in their fingernails and tossed into a bag, I did not like this so I jumped out and headed into the lonely afternoon, and took my life in my own hands out in the big wide world!
GOLDEN COOKIE.
Do you think that any of us
REALLY CARE??
FASHION FREAKS
What's the point in going along with fashion? I find popper pants annoying to wear. Nike shoes make my feet hurt.
I don't see the point in going along with fashion. I prefer joggers to poppers. After all, the big brand names like Nike and Adidas are only so big because you buy their stuff.
If you want to wear your own things, then do it. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.
Explosive.
Nice idea, but you will
NEVER SAVE THE FASHION VICTIMS!
HM QUEEN ELIZABETH II
Alright, we may not come up to your standards but those pathetic debates and whinges are what keep us going through G.C.S.E's and times of trouble.
They bring a little happiness to our 'sad, lonely and idiotic' lives, so kindly butt out, but hey, no offence!
Hyperstar.
Now do you feel less.....
SAD, LONELY AND IDIOTIC?
