The Mega-Zine Museum
December 2, 1998
THREADED PERFUME TATTOO Has anyone thought to contemplate on the huge differences between orange spoons and tutting? Er, no, and I'm not going to start to now!
THE INFERNAL DAEMON Ha ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ha ha ha ha ha ha... he, ha! Um, I think that's a location joke - you had to be there.
SEXY SNAKE Sexy Lady - mmm, your letter sounded very familiar to me. You unoriginal fool! Right! Lipsticks at 30 paces, girls!
WLW - MALE OR FEMALE?
The doting mum that always writes in implies WLW is a cosseted little boy (more like a cheeky little boy), but some of the comments are definitely written by a cynical, pre-menstural woman!
Well? What have you got to say for yourself WLW?
Tin Faerie
TO 'ZINERS,
Jesus was a time-traveller? Cute, but it's wrong! Jesus was a technologically advanced alien.
Star of Bethlehem - Starship;
Angelic visitation - Beam down;
Immaculate conception - alien operations;
and the bread and fish incident - he had a replicator!
Get the picture?
Fido (it's true)
And I suppose his crucifixion was
DONE BY DAVID COPPERFIELD?
TO 'ZINERS,
Hey there, I'm back! What, you don't remember me? It's me - Bob the Fish, 'Zine regular until a few months ago, when my TV broke down and I lost touch with you all.
Well, it's finally mended and here I am again, returing to the 'Zine, now sadly devoid of all my old 'Ziney friends.
Oh well, here we go again...
Bob the Fish
Welcome back... it's time to show
THESE NEW 'ZINERS HOW IT'S DONE!
The clock struck noon as the two men stood in the dusty street. Fish could see Hiccup shaking from all the booze and smoke. He was in a bad way.
He could see in his bloodshot eyes that he was scared. Both men squinted in the sun. In the same instant they reached for their guns, and two shots fired, one a split second after the other. Only one hit its target.
One man fell, never to stand up again.
The Hot Shot Captain Fish
And I always thought Hiccup was
THE SHARP SHOOTER ON THE 'ZINE!
