The Mega-Zine Museum
November 25, 1998
BUTCH Has anyone noticed that the fluff in your belly button is always a different colour to the jumper you've been wearing? Now that you mention it...
DAKOTA & INDI ANA Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Sounds like you've visited our canteen!
FRANKIE JAMES If God had a beard, it'd be Kenny Everett's. If the devil had a beard it'd be David Bellamy's. And if I had one it'd be Billy Connolly's, and he'd probably want it back!
DEAR 'ZINERS,
I would just like to tell everyone about the success of The Spice Girls over in America.
It's simply because they sell their singles for about 30p so the Americans have discovered that it is cheaper to buy them and tape over them than to buy blank tapes.
Monkey Boy
Not that you're saying
THE SPICE GIRLS HAVE NO TALENT?!
OH DEAR (AGAIN)
I'm covered in purple fragments and look not at all good. Could I be suffering from a weird influence?
Beats me, but that's how the momentum pushes tha' wurld abaht. Neverwhen, never think.
Is this poetry? I hope not it's terrible. That could be the problem.
Life? It's something they invented to sell you stuff.
Speednik
It's off to bed with you
AND YOUR DISCUSTING GERMS!
I'M BACK...
Life in a glass house is fun, but I can't breathe.
Controlling the exceptions.
The perpetually changing single state of my existence.
Trust is a compromise.
Execution is rife.
Mad Mantra
hmmmmmmmmm
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED PUT!
HELP... I NEED SOMEBODY
I am incredibly sexy, very funny and unbelievably horny.
So why can't I get a man? The only people who ever ask me to dance are thick-headed, pus-faced freaks!
Hang on a minute, that bloke in the corner looks familiar...
Sexy Lady
When did I turn into
CILLA BLACK?
