The Mega-Zine Museum
November 23, 1998
MAD MATT I am a lone BMXer in a world of sad football nerds who need to grow up. Why, how very very ironic.
GOLDEN COOKIE If moths are attracted to the light then why is it they are only about at night? Because they're thick.
MONKEY BOY What do you call a Spice Girl with more than one brain cell? I don't know, what DO you call a Spice Girl with more than one brain cell? Pregnant. Oh.
TAT's Biography,
"He felt as though he were wandering in the forests of the sea bottom, lost in a monstrous world where he himself was the monster. He was alone. The past was dead, the future was unimaginable.
What certainty had he that a single human creature now living was on his side? He was already dead, he reflected."
Eric Blair (Not TAT, honest).
Or, well, never mind.
'Zine,
Having heard a rattle at the door, Wild Bill Hiccup glanced out of his cabin. Dressed only in his underwear and cowboy boots he walked on to the porch.
A jet black figure dived at Hiccup and forced him down into the dust.
He saw the katana blade of the Jacobean BH above him. The figure just whispered "Prepare to meet your maker".
Kurosawa Japanese cinema 1, Westerns 0.
The Ninjutsu Bounty Hunter from the Devil's Toilet.
PS. The Wild Bunch is cool, though.
Kurosawa Vs Peckinpah.
What a scrap!
Gals, Guys and Relationships,
Hmm...
(S)he looks cute!
(S)he loves me!
(S)he loves me not!
(S)he loves me!
(S)he loves me not!
(S)he loves me!
(S)he loves me not!
(S)he loves me!
(S)he loves me not!
Hmm...
(S)HEE looks CUTE!
Sorry, you're dumped.
The Infernal Daemon with a Bittersweet Taste in His Mouth.
Being dumped is cool! Okay, not really.
LOSER!
DEAR ICKLE BLOBCREATURE,
Okay, maybe our last letter was worded too strongly.
South Park is probably not as bad as we at first thought, though it could be improved by toning down the violence.
As it is I enjoy the show and don't have nightmares. This is definitely our last word on the subject.
Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid.
What?! You can't have a hoo hoo dilly
between you!
