The Mega-Zine Museum
November 21, 1998
TYBALT Wild Bill Hiccup, you may be able to beat Bronson but I'll give you a good kicking, if you're man enough to fight me. Eh? I thought Romeo killed you in act three.
ALEX JENKINSON Why are all kids sheep? PS Aerosmith rules! 1. What kind of a name is that? 2. Surely all kids are goats. 3. No they doesn't.
BUTCH I want to be the first to wish all 'Ziners a merry Christmas! And yes, this is my debut. Wishes shmises, GIVE ME PRESENTS!!!
'ZINERS,
On the chair/table debate I'd just like to point out that I started it all off with paperclips Vs staples.
The chairs are good because they can be picked up and thrown at people in bar room brawls, but tables can't. Although tables are good as barricades.
Tables 1 Chairs 2
Eau Rouge
But have you ever raced a chair against
a table? Dead heat every time.
TO MEGAZINE,
What is capitalism? No one tells me anything.
I wish people could just be honest and and open to each other. Why are there so many censors, so many rules? What drives people to kill others? Steal? Have they no conciense? Where can I find out about the world and at what cost?
I'll be back, but someone please answer my first question in English because I'm confused.
Nameless.
Bread-headonism, man.
'ZINERS,
If they made a comedy an Olympic event, Britain would surely get gold with comics such as Billy Connoly, Jack Dee, Eddie Izzard and others.
So please all raise your voices and cheer Britain up. My friends and I think that comedy is definitely the way for Britain to go.
What do other 'ziners think.
Tiger Louise.
Yeah, but what if
Joe Pasquale was in the team?
DEAR 'ZINE,
People say that if you drop a piece of buttered bread it will land buttered side down, and when a cat falls it always lands on its feet.
So what happens if you tie a piece of buttered bread face up on a cat's back and drop it out of the window?
Which way up would it land?
Monkey Boy.
This could be a case for
Mulder and Scully.
