The Mega-Zine Museum
November 20, 1998
LITTLE OWL I like rain, it fills up the drains. I blooming well don't. Last week I almost had to swim to work.
THE HEAVY FEATHER If you print this letter your life will be better. And when exactly will this miracle happen?
FRANK JNR, JNR My mam believes in Santa Claus. So my mum believes I'm talented and rich!!
RUSTY PARROT WLW - Show us your pants! And how do you know that I don't go commando? Got ya thinking now!!
TMBGE'S BOYFRIEND
I agree with you. Our culture is wrong. We should let 9-year-olds meet at the pub and do hell to their livers on a regular basis.
And you are right, the legal age of consent should be based on whether you have reached puberty.
Oh, and your "Make love not war" comment was slightly inappropriate: if 13-year-old alcoholics aren't gonna start a war, what will?
The Heavy Feather
Now, hey, drinking from a young
AGE DIDN'T AFFECT ME, HIC!
'ZINERS,
I hate cowboys. They think they're SO cool with their neckerchieves and leather chaps and lassos. They're just naff, naff, naff, dear.
Us gunslingers are where it's at: we wear our Levis tighter and have much bigger pistols. We're cold-eyed killers and can empty a saloon with one twitch of the gun-hand.
Is that more like it?
Wild Bill Hiccup
Bill, you are a deeply, deeply
boring young man.
WLW AND ATOMIC
According to Socrates, before our birth our souls knew everything. Yet at the moment of our birth, we forgot all that we knew.
Therefore, whenever we learn something in this life, we are simply remembering it, not learning it from scratch. So we are not ignorant, merely forgetful!
Wish me luck in my Greek Lit Exam.
Sapphire Stream
I still can't remember last Saturday
NIGHT. ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE!
'ZINERS EVERYWHERE
I have been reading 'Zine infrequently now for several months and I have come to realise what sad, lonely and idiotic young people you are.
When not whingeing about something or debating pathetic differences, you're slagging each other off. My advice to you is get a life and do something with it.
But hey, no offence!
HM QUEEN ELIZABETH II
And I couldn't have said it
BETTER MYSELF!!
