The Mega-Zine Museum
November 6, 1998
RANDOM GULP My tea cup's half empty and we're drowning in manufactured madness. Where have all the weirdos gone? Fulham I think.
SWEET ANOMALY Why do people regard blondes as stupid? How can this be based on people's hair colour? Don't know about blondes, but ginga's stink.
MISANTHROPIST Why is there a fish swimming on my ceiling? Come on, answer me, tell me or die 'ziners. Why not ask the fish, dumbo?
YO ZINESTERS
OK, the Alanis lyrics were too easy. (Aren't they always) Try these.......
"They tell me I'm an old man,
They tell me I am blind,
They took my driver's licence,
This house ain't far behind."
Name that song and you have GOOD TASTE.
Troubled Penguin
Did the Duke of Edinburgh ever drive?
OH, I DUNNO!
DEAR 'ZINE
As the Christmas period draws in there is one festive evil left:
The anti-Santa! Yes, while all the children sleep happily in their beds on Christmas Eve, this fat evil menace breaks in and steals all of their favourite toys.
He then takes them back to his evil master who is the Sassy Piglet!
Cymraeg (in his Santa suit)
You're planning a fun Crimbo then?
BET YOU CAN'T WAIT, EH?
TO THE NEXT BIG THING IN RELIGION
"If voting could change anything they'd make it illegal" is (almost) the title of a book by Ken Livingston.
Are you a fan of his? I thought we were a dying breed.
Also, how can we "smash capitalism" when apathy and indifference are so widespread? Ideas anyone?
Manic Street Priestess in Love with Arthur Scargill
Apathy?! Indifference?!
WHATEVER...
'ZINERS
I think I've been cursed. Three reasons for this conclusion are:
- In horror films the one I fancy ALWAYS gets killed.
- On TV I ALWAYS fancy the soon-to-die characters.
- In real life guys I fancy don't know I exist, while I am constantly asked out by guys I hate.
Little Baby Nothing
NOT AS BAD AS EVERYBODY HATING YOU!!!
APPARENTLY
