The Mega-Zine Museum
November 4, 1998
THE WIZARDESS OF OZ I give Ninja Hamster a brain, The Beautiful One a heart, Little Owl courage and... er... Non-Sticky Bindi some glue. Couldn't trouble you for a fiver, could I?
ZIGGY O'BAOIL I once knew someone with a quiff, from whom everyday was a whiff of mousse and hairspray, I thought he was gay, but then I found out it was Jif. Oh, the sticking power of Jif.
THE NEXT BIG THING IN RELIGION The time for sadness has passed. Christmas is coming, it's time to party.
A WARNING TO ALL 'ZINERS
The worst evil of all has got to be... flowers. They've made themselves loved by women everywhere with their sweet smell.
They've invaded everything — carpets, curtains, clothes, wallpaper and perfume so that they can watch our every move. Then they will attack and take over the universe and make it all flowery.
Ha, I've got you sussed!
S, D and A
Thanks for the warning — I'll get the
DECORATORS TO RE-DO MY BEDROOM!
NAKED BEAUTY
You are right. There is no such thing as a perfect man. We try to be perfect, but fail miserably.
Well just take me — it is my 18th birthday today; what have I achieved? Nothing, I'm not rich, famous or a male model. I am nobody.
Yet by my own low standards I have achieved so much. We all have. Only a perfect man can say "I'm glad I have lived" with his final breath.
TAT
So this poxy job is in some way
A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT?
JUST A FEW WORDS TO SAY THAT I HATE PHILOSOPHERS
What is truth, if it is a lie?
What is success, if mankind has failed?
What is faith, if we doubt reality?
What is love, if we don't have soul?
What is creativity, if we were never created?
What is understanding, if we were born ignorant?
Atomic (making his debut)
Wow! I bet Socrates is
TURNING IN HIS GRAVE!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why do people watch TV talk shows? They are full of self-flattering idiots who have no backbone to make their own decisions and have to go on national TV to ask the audience what to do.
I think I should get my own show about strippers and their families who don't like them stripping. Or just the normal dysfunctional family or three. Hang on, I think that one's been done.
Mr Unreadable
I'm not sure I agree, I'll
HAVE TO ASK SOMEONE!
