The Mega-Zine Museum
November 2, 1998
BECKETTS Helllllllllllp!. The evil tuna fish sandwich of the apocalypse has put a copyright on the letter "E" while we were asleep! WEll that's just lovEly. ArE you surE it was him?
AMOEBA CREATURE Things were so much easier in the primordial soup. How can I cope with reality now? I prefer "cream of chicken" myself.
V.LONELY Just because I live in a rubber room, heavily sedated does it mean I'm mad? Barking mate... barking!
WILD BILL,
Well howdy, stranger. You sound like my kinda guy. What say you an' me saddle up our horses and ride off into the sunset together?
Polly Dartoff (I'm the famous Country and Western singer, whose hits include I Keep Forgetting That I Forgot You and I Miss You Darlin' - But My Aim's Gettin' Better)
Hey this ain't no
DATIN' SERVICE LADY!
DISCO SUPER ZINE,
Outrage (!)
During the summer I sent a string of garbled nonsense asking for a job, but to no avail. Now what happens? Someone else comes along, with nothing else to offer but gingernut biscuits, and what do you do? Air his letter of course.
Sometimes I despair.
Superfly Jimmy K
Sorry Jimmy, no biccie bribe
NO JOB!
THE COUNTDOWN CONSPIRACY
As we sit reading these pages, Countdown is probably on. The conspiracy is not the clock. It is in fact Mr Dictionary - Mark Nyman.
We all think "what a bright chap he must be to sit in dictionary corner".
Wrong. Look at the credits to see who might be the top-boss producer.
Exactly!
Sphinx
"The Countdown Conspiracy"
VERY SAD
OKAY... DRAW...
I hate to be rude but whoever that twerp was who wrote in about me nicking my name from an old film "The Plains":
- The film was called "The Plainsman" (Cecil B DeMille, 1936 - WLW)
- The character is Wild Bill Hickock, who was a real Western geezer. My name is a corruption of it. It's called HU-MOUR. You might want to look it up.
Wilder than usual Bull Hiccup.
Yee-ha!
SHOWDOWN AT HIGH NOON!
