The Mega-Zine Museum
October 31, 1998
THE INFERNAL DEMON Don't you love the brainchild of political correctness? I mean you're dammed if you do and you're dammed if you don't. Some girls need-a-lot of lovin' and-a, some girls don't... (before your time?).
ALANIS A woman without a man is like a moose without a hat-rack. Oh yeh! (king of the witty comebacks I am).
TIGER LOUISE Pushing will get you almost anywhere in life. Except through doors marked "pull". I saw the sign... Ace Of Base... rubbish!
BOYS ARE BETTER
The future is female...
Unreliable, full of broken promises, pretty to look at but horrible to face.
Do not adjust your set, there's a fault in reality (the male).
Battle of the
SEXES
NO FLIES ON ME
I was in my bedroom with my guitar, singing a lovely rehearsal of Fake Plastic Trees, when a fly came and landed on my thumb. I looked at it closely. It was sucking my skin, trying to eat me.
So I got some sugar for it to eat instead. But would it eat it? No.
There was a point to this story but I have forgotten it.
TAT
Don't try to put sugar down
YOUR FLIES
TOP 8 MOTOR-CONNECTED SONGS
- Beetlebum - Blur
- The Roverboat Song - OCS
- Brimful of Asha - Autoshop
- Unchained Metro - The Righteous Bros
- Life thru a Benz - Robbie Williams
- Could it be Mazda - Take That!
- Lucky Van - The Verve
- Volvo-vous couchez avec moi - All Saints
Disco Dolly Diva
You drive me "cwa-a-a-a-zy"
SHAKIN' STEVENS
HELP SMASH CAPITALISM
They don't care about us. No one listens. We must lead the revolution.
Don't just sit there, waiting for an opportunity. You have to make things happen. Don't expect anything to change unless you change it.
If voting could change anything, they'd make it illegal.
The next big thing in religion
Sorry to Russia
BUT I MOS - COW
