The Mega-Zine Museum
October 30, 1998
CELESTIAL BLISS My favourite things: dreaming, laughing, sneezing, receiving money! Et tu, Brutus? Ah! Oui, et wheelbarrowz, bunee rabbeetz, ....
SHE Pot noodles are a masterpiece of the modern world, the way those dried peas spring to life is frankly magic. Pasta & Sauce is far superior.
S.L.E.E.P.I.N.G. J.I.V.A I have noticed the current WLW is unequivocally a bloke. Do you fancy a date? Aha, a bloke, or am I?
ALL AND EVERYONE
With a bit of luck (and a few bribes) this letter should get screened.
I've been reading the zine for years and I think a big thankyou to everyone who has been or is a ziners is long overdue.
And as for WLW, you never cease to amaze me, cheers!
Hard Cheese
CREEP!
WLW,
The letter about the penguins and shredded wheat was from me and Non-Sticky Bindi, except you chopped it to bits and forgot to put her name on it.
Anyway, we're not coming back, so if anyone wants us, we're at the centre of the universe.
And about Ninja Hamster jnr - I don't know who you are, but we all like mistakes don't we?
Ninja Hamster (the first)
OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooh!
HANDBAG!
HELP!
- Tomorrow the waves of lunacy sucked us in and we floated on the green rubber rings of insanity.
- Then, trapped in a 5-star coffin, we moshed to the power of 53 with a singing lipstick.
- To top it off, the king of the sun-dried raisins filled our heads with thick pink custard.
Soggy Noodle and the Random Gulp.
Just another night in
FULHAM
TO WLW,
WLW you are the best WLW you beat the rest Without Megazine it has to be said Without you we're better off dead.
FROM THE HOLY GHOST AND TALKSHOW HOSTS
Also, old ziners, please come back. We are overrun by new groupies. Help us!
Ninja Hamster isn't dull. Not a Cat, well, we all know you are a dog!Yes, I know...
I'M FANTASTIC!!!
