The Mega-Zine Museum
October 28, 1998
S, D AND A I'm giving away yo-yos..... ...No strings attached. Or, what would you call a yo-yo that doesn't come back up?.... A yo!
ENSIGN SITO I am being sent on a suicide mission to Cardassia by Captain Picard and will likely later be found in pieces on my shuttlecraft after failing to escape the planet alive. Yeh well we all have our problems!
SASSY PIGLET Does anyone acknowledge my existence? What about the great poem I sent. What, ode to a sassy piglet?
CHICKEN
Why do people tell me that practically all white meat tastes like chicken? Recently I have been told that rabbit, frogs' legs, crocodile, ostrich and kangaroo meat all tastes like chicken.
Yeh, right they all do. I think that people just say that all these strange meats just taste like chicken. After all, once they have made a sale, it doesn't matter what it tastes like.
Mr Unreadable
Yeh, next you'll tell me that...
SHARK TASTES LIKE FISH
KEN BARLOW
In the words of the great man himself:
"There is no such thing as the perfect man. If he's perfect, then he must be modest".
If this were true, he'd deny being perfect, which makes him a liar.
So much for your Mr Perfect.
Anorexic Beauty
Ken Barlow....
SAID THAT?
CLAPPED OUT HYPERDRIVE
If you're such a big Star Trek fan, how come you didn't know that Ensign Sito is FEMALE? Didn't you see the Next Generation episode Lower Decks?.
Youy're not a real Trekkie, you're an imposter. You are matlh'; romusngan rur.
Little Baby Nothing
I hope you said that with a
PASTY ON YOUR FOREHEAD!
GOOD DAY, ZINE,
I used to be someone else, And now I am not, A sample of Lenin, But not so much from Trot.
Take a moment, But no dawdling, please.
A riddle in a conundrum in an enigma.
Fate Ameniable to Change
I've got absolutely no idea what...
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
