The Mega-Zine Museum
October 24, 1998
SHE SPIDER Little Green Alien's fax is broken. I guess my e-mail doesn't work. All my fantastic messages never get shown while others hog the page space. What can I say? It's a hard life.
GINJANUT Ninja Hamster, I'm all for your sleep theory. I'm an insomniac, how do I fit into the equation? Theory? Equation? What is this - school?
NINJA HAMSTER JNR What colour is brown paint if nobody ever opens the tin? Big WLW brother he say... nobody know.
EVERYTHING SEEMS TO IRRITATE ME RIGHT NOW.
My dad
My mum
My brother
My life
Me.
My friends
My TV (I smashed it up, which helped)
My school (having to go is enough)
My teachers (who don't they irritate?)
THIS!!!
An extremely irritated Sweet Anomaly
Really. Do you know what irritates me?
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
TO THE NEXT BIG THING IN RELIGION
You may not realise it now but you are very lucky. Take me, for example.
I am pretty, popular, tall, thin and blonde; I'm a straight "A" student and have a well-paid job that I enjoy. But I envy people like yourself.
I long to have less attention from the opposite sex, for my parents to hate me, to fail at something! Actually, don't take any notice... I'm lying.
Leggy Blonde
I guess a nice personality isn't
ONE OF YOUR ASSETS
DEAREST JELLY BEAN QUEEN
Just an ickle poem to cheer you up.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic...
...And so am I!
Luv The Jelly Bean Queen
Nice to know
I'M NOT ALONE
WLW
Okay, let's not beat around the bush here. I want you to print my letter. I need you to print my letter. If you print my letter, I will be a happy chappy.
Therefore it would be nice of you to print my letter, despite the fact that yes, I am a Hanson fan and it's a well-known fact that our species is loathed nationwide (We love the attention).
Bonjela and DP
Happy?
YOU'D BETTER BE
