The Mega-Zine Museum
October 23, 1998
THE SUPREME GOLDEN TENTACLE I blame Ricki Lake for the decay of our planet. I agree, GO Ricki! GO Ricki! Please GO Ricki!
MOONBABY I am a pure, innocent, beautiful flower among the weeds of society. Yes, and we here at the 'Zine provide the manure!
ZIGGY O'BAOIL Herbal Essences - The women's alternative to Viagra. De-du-du de-du-du a lion called Sage (or was it Parsley?)
I OWE YOU. SO?
How dare you twist my words and screw
My soul up in front of your face
And crush my bones and what's within
Until I shudder in disgrace.
Opalbeetle.
Wow!
GOOD TITLE
MYSTERY QUOTE
While I was doing my GCSEs, I noticed this quote scrawled on my desk.
"Had I known I was dead already, I would have mourned my loss of life".
Strangely appropriate during a physics paper. Anyone know where it's from? It sums up my life perfectly.
Shade's Shadow
You must have been sitting in
THE TEACHER'S DESK
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
Someone told me that the letters on 'Zine had gone downhill.
Personally, I couldn't comment.
I'm stuck at the top helping Jack with the water.
Eau Rouge.
Tsk, tsk, tsk
IT'S ALL GOOD STUFF!
A POEM OF GREAT IMPORT
We're all building bridges,
Painting rainbows across the sky,
To find our pot of gold,
To carry our unicorns home.
SHE
Cool, cosmic and
CREDIBLE - NOT REALLY
