The Mega-Zine Museum
October 22, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER The people with the power have found out where we live and sent the shredded wheat to get us. So we're leaving and taking our penguins with us. Is that penguins, yummy-yummy or penguins, quack-quack?
ANKH GIRL Those lyrics are easy, they're from Alanis' "Wake Up". Try these for size: "Women got skirts, men got pants, you bring the picnic and I'll bring the ants". Adam Ant's mum?
NON-STICKY BINDI Everyday, always remember to breathe. At least once
MEGA-ZINE,
To quote that barrel of fun Napoleon: "Morality is on the side of the strongest artillery".
It's getting hard to keep the flag flying when stage-school muppets like Billie and Louise are regarded the height of musical achievement.
Manic Street Preachers in love with Arthur Scargill.
Maybe it's a question of
BIG GUNS!
ZINERS!
Four records to change your life.
Closer - Joy Division - The world is a beautiful but depressing place.
The Bends - Radiohead - The world is a lonely and depressing place.
The Holy Bible - Manics - The world is an angry and depressing place.
Honey to the B - Billie - The world is a manufactured utopia, full of love and naive attitude.
T.A.T
Oooooooooooooh!...
'ARK AT HER!
DEAR LORD EGGNOGUE RAMSBOTTOM
I am writing to complain that your two daughters, Cruella and Sarcastica, are hurtfully taunting my son, little Lord Footspa, over his unusually long and curly nasal hairs.
I have to tell him that Sir Kris Kringle himself will indeed bring some nasal hair trimmers, maufactured by Jean Paul Gaultier, if he is good.
Lady Inertia de Poole, Duchess of Sandwich (tuna and salad cream).
Now available in paperback
HOW TO PLAIT YOUR NASAL HAIR!
WLW
Why are stupid people so intent on putting down indie bands? The rubbish that's in the charts now (with a few exceptions) stands no comparison against the great years of indie pop, 1995-1997.
Cast are surely one of the best bands ever and anyone who wants to challenge me on that, step right up.
Liam Tyson's understudy
I do remember indie bands...
BUT IT'S ALL A BIT OF A BLUR!
