The Mega-Zine Museum
October 20, 1998
BANANA LADY If I won the lottery I'd pay WLW to be my boyfriend. If you won the lottery you'd be able to afford a darn sight better than me.
MARY JANE THE AFRO SAXON The mind is like a parachute — it works best when open. But is no good to you unless you're up in the clouds.
TAT (aka THE ALTERNATIVE THINKER) I think therefore I am. Does that mean Kate Moss doesn't exist? Don't be cruel — SOMEONE has to make a fortune out of destroying female self-esteem.
MEGA-ZINE,
I swam up some lakes, climbed through some trees, kicked over some sand castles, got chased by the Club 140 bouncers, cut strings off yo-yos, pushed over B*Witched while on stage, had Tony Blair sacked from my shoe cleaning empire (we only accept gutter urchins), crowd-surfed over an Emperor penguin colony and saved Cornwall from certain doom — just to be on the 'Zine.
Jacobean Bounty Hunter from the Devil's Toilet
Seems a bit extreme.
I just applied for the job.
DEAR WLW
Is there any chance that I could have work experience at the 'Zine offices? I'm very good at making tea and gingernuts.
PLEASE! I'm desperate. They'll make me work with children if I don't find anything else to do!
Go on, it'll be fun! Or are you worried that I'll expose you as the sad, old, fat computer geek that you really are!
(Sorry, hope that wasn't too close to the bone).
Ginjanut
I am not
a computer geek!!!
'Ziiiiiiiiners,
Ever noticed how computer spell-checks throw up (not literally) some amusing alternatives?
Lets try some 'ziners on it, just for the heck of it.
WLW — WOW
Becketts — Buckets.
Non-Sticky Bindi — Non-sticky Binds
Sephiroth — (no suggestions)
Ninja Hamster — Niny Hamster
Becketts
Blimey! And I thought I was
bored!
TO THOSE ROUND ME,
I AM IN LOVE!
I met a boy on Saturday, well actually I saw a boy on Saturday; he was looking at the Manic Street Preachers CD while I was looking at the Marilyn Manson CDs. He was wearing a Jimi Hendrix T-shirt. BLISS!
So if you were in HMV and saw a girl wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt, let me know!
The Heavy Feather
You're my kind of laydee HF.
VERY VERY VERY easy to impress.
