The Mega-Zine Museum
October 17, 1998
A FAN THAT GIVES HEAT WLW-LWL-WWL-LLW No matter how you put it, translated it means greatness. I can't possibly put this up. It would be SO immodest. I can't. No no no. Oh alright then.
BREATH OF FRESH AIR Everyone wishes they could have everything they want, but is it not true that however much some people have, they always want more? Yes. Bourgeoisie to you and me.
MANNFRED WINKLEHOCK I'm in love with Billie Piper. I'm so ashamed. I won't laugh. But I want to, I want to.
DEAR 'ZINE,
The working class despise the middle class and pretend to hate the upper class, but really sympathise with them.
The middle class pretend to be working class but are glad they are not. They hate everyone, including themselves.
The upper class don't understand why everyone thinks they're thick and want to be working class or stay the same.
Indie Kidder
Full Marx mate,
whatever Engels you take.
YOU COULD ONLY HEAR THE BREEZE.....
Then, like a striking cobra the Man With No Mates ripped his 45 from its holster. His hands were a blur as he fanned back the hammer and fire belched from the muzzle. Six blasts and it was quiet as before.
Before him the bandits lay dead and dying in a twitching, moaning heap of gore. The town was free, and the Man With No Mates, his job done, could ride away, shrouded in dark mystery.
Wild Bill Hiccup.
Just another Wednesday night
in Wolverhampton.
DEAR WLW,
Okay, enough is enough. Who are you and what have you done with the real WLW?
Y'know, the one who would never admit to insanity, knows how to make comments, has a sense of humour, is sarcastic and relevant to the letter.
Whoever you are, you could at least have made up a new pen name for yourself. You will never take the place of the great one!
Purple Ronnie.
YOU criticise about
unoriginal names?!
ZINE-ISMISTS,
I'm in love
With a boy
Who loves me
Or does he?
If it's true
Let him speak
Or forever hold
His peace and jam.
Ickle Blobcreature (happy being sad)
Jam. Jam? JAM?!!!
You'll never get marmalade.
