The Mega-Zine Museum
September 18, 1998
FOODIE LADY Indie Kidder, I agree. Cartman is by far the greatest South Park character. No two ways about it, Cartman kicks... Couldn't quite read the last word.
MORTICIA Indie Kidder, I too love Cartman, he's not fat, he's just big-boned. The boy's popular.
WILD BILL HICCUP Indie Kidder, you are right, Cartman is the John Wayne of South Park. Cart-man! Cart-man!
IN REPLY TO BUTCHERED ARCHITECT,
Yes, of course capitalism's wrong! You only have to look at the 1984/85 Miners' strike or the sacked Liverpool dockers to see the wrongs inflicted on innocent people in the name of profit.
Thatcher was evil incarnate and this Labour government doesn't deserve the name.
Long live left-wing lunacy.
Manic Street Priestess in love with Arthur Scargill.
Hey kids, let's start a
REVOLUTION!!!
BUTCHERED ARCHITECT,
If you think capitalism sucks I assume you think communism is the solution. I'm sorry to say you're wrong.
Look at the former USSR and China to see how well it works. It encourages paranoia and spying on friends while a ruling elite live in luxury and the workers suffer in squalor.
Capitalism sucks, does it?
Inertia Creeps.
Hey kids, let's not start a
REVOLUTION!!!
OI! SPURROS!
That's soooooo easy! ...TIE stands for Twin Ion Engines! Heck, what galaxy do YOU come from?!
And it's "Galactic Empire" not "Imperial Empire"!
Sheesh, you must have flunked the academy big-time!
Dazed Jedi Trainee, Han Solo's Fiancee.
Megazine - the place to get a
warm, friendly answer.
DEAR WLW AND 'ZINERS,
I never felt the need to give my view until the "the greatest band ever" debate.
There is only one answer, Ozzy Osbourne's BLACK SABBATH. Since 1968 this band has inspired generations of fans. They are the creators of Heavy Metal.
Anybody who went to Ozzfest 98 will back me up.
The Big Friendly Gem.
I bet they won't.
This is a joke, isn't it?
