The Mega-Zine Museum
August 23, 1998
TOAST FARMER I'm so individual, individual old me, individ, I'm sorry the heat is getting to me. I'm going back to bed! Probably best!
HYAENA OF STONEHENGE Does anyone else like Wings, The Plastic Ono band and David Clayton-Thomas? You mean apart from Mrs Clayton-Thomas? No!
DOUGHNUTS Doughnuts, round and jammy doughnuts, Doughnuts for me and Nanny, doughnuts, Doughnuts, with strabwerry sugar doughnuts. In the bag could yer?
THE CALL
To: Jamie. While you were out... Katie phoned, she said she was sorry, would you phone her back?
To: Stuart. While you were out... The Computer place called. It will cost £28 plus labour.
To: Neil. While you were out... Destiny called. No message!
Ankh Girl
Should have got an answerphone Neil.
IT'S FOR YOU...
THE END OF THE WORLD
I just wanted to announce that the World is coming to an unsightly end. Some day this month, my comrade (the magnetic banana) and I, are planning the destruction of this planet.
How? I hear you cry. Well all I can say is that fairy liquid and poppadoms work wonders. Look after your treasured possessions there's going to be a big bang.
Ha, ha, ha!!!
The Killer Spoon.
But I haven't paid my paper bill!
DOOM, GLOOM AND DESTRUCTION
WORLD PEACE
To those that are concerned. There will never be world peace.
Whether it is world peace or peace between you and your brother, there will always be one person who wants...
- A war.
- An argument.
- A good punch up.
The more people there are, the more likely this is to happen. Fortunately there are institutions for these people.
Alonza's half sister
Institutions like, Mega-zines?
WORLD PEACE?-PEACE OF CAKE!
WHAT IF?
Life was nothing but a game of chess, with us as the pieces.
Destiny would move us around this huge cosmic board in the sky, where the black and white squares were made up of day and night.
We would get moved around this board, having no control over our own fates whatsoever, until destiny got bored and shoved us back into the cupboard from whence we came.
The Sassy Piglet
The great Chess game in the sky.
YOUR MOVE.
