The Mega-Zine Museum
August 21, 1998
SCENTLESS APPRENTICE What kind of deodorant does WLW use? Sorry, run that by me again, de...oh...der...ant?
MARIO <<COOL SPOT LIVES>> DHINGSA Sartre was right, "Hell is other people". That's a bad translation, what he actually said was "'Hello!' is odorous people".
NINJA HAMSTER Who said: "Art is science that has more than seven variables"? I think it was Alan Titchmarsh. Or was it Aaron Carter?
TO WULL-O-BEAST,
Your guitar riffs are all very easy. ANYONE could play them so why not start learning the guitar? Go for it!
Here's my top three riffs that I wish I could play:
- Voodoo Child — Jimi Hendrix (see below);
- Master of Puppets — Metallica;
- Ozone — Foo Fighters.
Any other guitarists on the 'Zine?
Moonlight Knight (Yipe)
Wau wau-ee-au wau-wau-wau etc
VROOM boo-be-chaga-wa dit-diddly-oo
TO ROARY THE LION,
Sesquipedalianism a REAL word! How absurd a suggestion is that?
Are you saying that a word that ISN'T in the dictionary is real, implying that words in the dictionary are made up?
You can't make up new words by joining a prefix to a word and adding two suffixes.
The (appalled) Silver Seraph.
But if people didn't make 'em up we'd
STILL BE SPEAKING MIDDLE ENGLISH!
'ZINERS, WLW AND ALL SOUTH PARK FANS,
Competition time!!! Can anyone guess why I'm called Peach? Closest or most hilarious answers win Hanson's head on a stick and my eternal respect.
Happy guessing fruitsters!
Peach.
PS Frances Farmer — Thanx for acknowledging the fight against Alan Titchmarsh!
Peach. Hmmm. Is it because you
CAN'T SPELL RUMPELSTILTSKIN?
