The Mega-Zine Museum
August 20, 1998
ADAM BOMB I floccinocci-
nihilipilificate floccinoccini-
hilipilification. And back at you?!?
AMPHETAMINE Help the aged, don't just put them in a home. Bet you won't say that when YOUR parents go senile!
THE STRANGLER It's not a question of whether or not to run, but of how fast to run. Or whether you can be bothered.
THE SCENTLESS APPRENTICE Just how much tea IS in China?!! Depends on the size of your mug. Ha Ha Ha, not!
DEAR TRIPOLI
You misguided poor individual. The reason this girl looks at you smiling from a distance is she doesn't really like you.
You feel uncomfortable because you have sensed she is really planning to kill you and thinking of how to get the most pleasure out of it and what to do with the mess afterwards, well that's what I do when I look at boys, but maybe I'm not the most normal girl.
Red Mistress Ninja of the night
Reminds me of the film
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE.
DEAR 'ZINERS
I can relate to Rialta's weariness from the holidays.
I've seen every film worth seeing, listened to my entire CD collection, developed an interest in the occult into an unhealthy obsession, and excessive TV watching is causing me to lose my grip on reality.
On top of that my mum has been taking advantage of me by making me do housework!!
Neon Pixie
You have just described my
ENTIRE LIFESTYLE.
TO SHATTERJACK
Damn right! You, WLW and Bob the Fish are my new found heroes.
I'm 15 and female, I don't wear 6-inch platforms, won't wear short skirts in winter and I am not a name freak. I'd never date a shallow or insensitive lad either!
The three of you have restored my faith in the human race. Would any of you mind if I kissed your feet?
Nylcaj
But Thursday night is not
PEDICURE NIGHT.
