The Mega-Zine Museum
August 18, 1998
TESTOSTERONE GORILLA I'm sorry, but I have to admit I don't really love Cilla Black. And I HATE Aqua. No surprise surprises there then.
THE TROJAN TINARM What is the true definition of normal? What's normal to me is probably weird to you and I know what's normal to you is very weird to me so you see, nomality is in the eye of the beholder. Lo and behold!
MERMAID WHO LIVED IN A TEACUP The future is neither bright nor orange. It is quite dull and a purplish colour. ?
Dear 'Zine
Finding the meaning of life doesn't necessarily guarantee happiness. Supposing the meaning of life was to be a Spice Girls fan, or to live in a dustbin?
It would be safer not to know the ultimate truth, because then at least if we do not fulfil our purpose in life, we can claim that we didn't know.
Bad Actress
Ignorance may be bliss, but knowledge
IS GIRL-POWER - DOH!
Every "Friends" Script Ever
Monica: My impossibly large flat isn't tidy enough. Where's Rachel?
Ross: Umm, you mean, like, RACHEL?
Monica: About this tall, brown hair...
Rachel: Here I am, I was out SHOPPING.
(Audience laughs knowingly)
Phoebe: So was I, but in a ZANY way. Cats! Wackiness! Necromancy!
Chandler: So here's the creek, here's me - where's the paddle?
(performs series of double-takes)
Joey: Breasts.
2nd Angriest Dog in the World
You'd have to say that with Friends
LIKE THAT YOU'D RATHER HAVE ENEMAS!
Dear 'Zine
Hmmm? I would like to have a one to one with Santa and the Grim Reaper.
Firstly, I would ask Santa why such a fat, sad old man such as himself can actually be an icon for Christmas.
Secondly, I would suggest that Santa and the Grim Reaper should switch jobs.
Can you imagine that? The Grim Reaper saying "Time to die! Ho-Ho!"
Not really. Just a merry festive joke! Fancy a prezzy?
Cymraeg
or would it be "Hoe-Hoe"? Anyway
YOU'VE GOT A SICKLE SENSE OF HUMOUR!
