The Mega-Zine Museum
August 9, 1998
ADAM BOMB Binary isn't a language, it's another numerical system that uses base 2 instead of 10. Exactly. A number language. That was my point. Nah nah.
FLOURESENT LIGHTBULB You had better show Baby Pigeon's letter! If you I'm scared by threats from a minor household appliance then you can bally well think again!!!
TRIPOLI I'm going for a walk. If I'm not back by morning you can rent out my room and sell my things. Okay, seeya.
DEAR 'ZINE,
You were wondering what happened to all us "old" 'ziners?
Well, we all thought we got wiser and and got involved with guys with ridiculous names - such as those named after cartoon bears wearing matching scarves and trousers.
Caio.
Damn Dog
Men may come and go, but 'Zine just
KEEPS ON KEEPIN' ON.
DEAR 'ZINE PEOPLE,
Once there was a stupid girl who had the chance to go out with a lovely bloke, but she threw it away, not realising what a lovely bloke he was.
The next month she discovered he had found someone else, and is now even more obsessd by the lovely bloke.
Why is it that you always want what you can't have?
The Girl Who Killed Kenny with her Endless Babble
Please, just
LIGHTEN UP!
DARLING 'ZINERS,
Since we are stereotyping, pity gay men!
They pump iron AND wax AND tan, but they also have to fork out for designer labels, dance to disco music and put up with homophobes!
Oh, gay men, eh?
The Beautiful One
On the other hand, they never get
BEER GUTS.
WLW,
Getting dumped by "Mr Popular" saw me booted out of the in-crowd and propelled into loner world.
But do I feel worthless? NO WAY!
Cut my hair, dyed it red and got my nose and eyebrow pierced to symbolise my break to freedom.
Scarlet Matanga
Hey hey hey!
GO GET 'EM, TIGER!
