The Mega-Zine Museum
August 6, 1998
POLLY (IN BLOOM) I have some words of wisdom: "Far away is near at hand in images of elsewhere". But what does it mean? You are drunk and long-sighted.
THE JOLLY JOYSTICK I'd like to have a one-to-one with Mr Spoon from Button Moon. Or failing that WLW would do. Second choice behind a piece of cutlery. That it's come to this!
SASSY PIGLET WLW, please print my whole letter, not like the last time when you missed about... Oops. Sorry, no r
TOP 10 FILMS/PROGRAMMES ABOUT INDIAN FOOD
- Dhansak Of The 50 Foot Woman
- Bahji The Little Helicopter
- Play It Again, Samosa
- Mork And Bhindi
- Kebabylon 5
- The King Of Korma-dy
- It's a Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World.
- Pitta Woman
- The Naan In The Iron Mask
- Currie
2nd Angriest Dog in the World
Brilliant!!! Let's have some more
FOODIE FUN!!!
TO 'ZINERS
Has anyone ever heard of Happy Hardcore? It's a type of fast dance music, usually with a female singer.
I have never seen this excellent music mentioned on 'Zine or Planet Sound.
If you haven't heard it you're sadder than a trendy and need to listen to it and write to the 'Zine and spread the word about how cool this music is.
Mad Matt and the BMXpert
I still don't see what's wrong with
BARRY MANILOW!
TO ALL CONCERNED
As I have just spent one week on work experience pulling staples out of walls to remove wall displays, the state of my fingers proves that staples are nasty and evil.
As evil always loses in the end, paperclips win - no argument.
Polly (in bloom)
Still (or should I say stationary)
GOING ON ABOUT THIS?
'ZINERS
If you want an example of everyday evil then look no further than... toast!
Even though it is merely bread in disguise, it seduces billions of people with its burnt charm. It reduces margarine, a normally rock-hard solid jobbie, into a wilted liquid.
No, you can't get any more evil than that.
Rialta
And of course there's French toast too,
CHICKEN KILLER!!!
