The Mega-Zine Museum
July 15, 1998
CHICKEN RON Apathy is rife. Who cares?
THE LOTUS-EATER: One way to tell if a person is insane - their favourite Spice Girl is Deirdre Rachid Spice. You can't beat a bit of Old Spice.
NON-STICKY BINDI All Saints sound really good backwards. Stnias Lla? I think I preferred it the original way.
D.L.X. If we stop writing WLW will be out of a job. Chance would be a fine thing!
QUERIDO LOS ZINERS
Wouldn't life be much better if:
- somebody invented a chocolate that's as good for you as fruit and veg
- it was the law that all boys should be kind to their little sisters
- we were paid to have fun
- hair did what it was told.
Rialta
Talking to hair never works.
TRY USING A COMB!
DEAR DUNKERS
The most annoying thing happened to me the other day.
I made a nice, sweet cup of tea and I felt like dunking a cookie. I took the last cookie out of the barrel and started to dunk, when I was distracted by my dog.
I suddenly realised that my cookie had broken off and sunk to the bottom of the cup. That really got my goat!
The Dunkmaster
Make up your mind what distracted you.
YOUR DOG OR YOUR GOAT?
DEAR 'ZINE
I had a little bunny
My mummy had a pot,
We put the two together
And left them somewhere hot.
Twenty minutes later
I opened up the lid,
Now the bunny's in my tummy
And the pot is in the sink.
Minculpop
PS No bunny was actually harmed in the creation of this poem.
Eat you heart out...
PAM HARES!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why I hate summer:
- hayfever
- overwhelming heat
- people being bitchy because I tan so easily
- wolf whistles - I'm not a puppy, I don't come when called
- sleepless nights.
Venus Fly-Trap
From the weather forecast, you may have
A BAD DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST!
