The Mega-Zine Museum
July 14, 1998
AVERAGE TOAST FARMER This makes less sense than the voices in my head! I find the voices in my head make more sense than people's voices.
KARMA POLICEWOMAN I drink therefore I am. I'm drunk, therefore I was. Being an alcoholic is nothing to be proud of!
SPURROS To The Girl Who Inflated the World - Ha! What did you do to inflate it? Umm, you've left me a bit breathless with that one.
DEAR BEAUTIFUL ONE
I am so fed up with the shallow people that live on planet earth. Just because I'm slim and blonde with a pretty face, people assume I'm a bimbo. If suddenly I became a brunette - would I no longer be a bimbo? Probably!
Hair colour and looks do not make you a good or a bad person, it's what you are like on the inside that counts.
Don't you agree?
Love Sexy Snake
I too am beautiful, witty, clever etc
BUT NEVER SO MUCH AS IN MY DREAMS!
TRENDIES
Wearing the popular sporty brands is in fact morally wrong, because a lot of that stuff is made by slaves in poor countries, who get paid a ridiculously low wage like 10p a day.
Then you lot go out like lemons and pay the rich fat people who are behind the operation £40 for a pair. My combats were made in the UK by disabled ex-servicemen and it pays them a decent wage.
Proud are you?
Ickle Blobcreature
Thats why I save money and pride by
KNITTING ALL MY CLOTHES AND SHOES!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Look, what we all gotta do is forget about fat and thin, ugly and pretty, trendy and individual, cool and sad, tall and short and ginger hair and dull hair and remember we are all 'Ziners together.
And we all run the risk of being carted off to the funny farm.
So everybody, unite in wonderfulness!
Non-sticky Bindi
This topic is now wearing thin so
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR TO UGLY PEOPLE!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Surely vegetarians don't eat animals because they don't agree with killing, so why then can they happily munch on lettuce knowing that it was ripped screaming from the ground and was once living.
Not eating animals because it is cruel to kill them is hypocritical so all veggies should't eat anything and waste away happily knowing that they are nice people and better for their sacrifice.
The Kitten With Dark Purple Fur
Does a lettuce ripped by it's roots
SING AS SWEET AS ONE STILL GROUNDED?
