The Mega-Zine Museum
July 10, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER You are far more likely to get on the 'Zine if WLW can add a sarky comment to your letter. You don't say!!!!!!!
LITTLE OWL On meeting someone you want to talk to, stop for ten seconds. Spend this time thinking about what you really want to say, thus avoiding embarrassment. Do you write in often?
NON-STICKY BINDI Stop that pigeon, Stop that pigeon, Stop that pigeon, Stop that etc etc. Stop THE pigeon isn't it?
FILM WATCHING 'ZINERS,
My evil has no end as I reveal the end of films e.g. "Titanic" (it sinks), "Romeo and Juliet" (they die).
Why bother suffering Leonardo DiCaprio if we know the end?
Ginger and Purple haired obsessive "let bugs be our oracle" maniac.
"Titanic" - ending known since 1912,
"R & J" SINCE 1595 - CALL THAT EVIL?
'ZINERS,
There was a young man in Leeds,
Who swallowed a handfull of seeds,
In less than an hour,
His nose was a flower,
And his head was a garden of weeds.
See ya at V98, Leeds.
Tappy.
Yeah man. Don't let them
LANDSCAPE GARDEN YOUR HEAD.
DEAR 'ZINE,
How come nobody has ever mentioned "The A Team" on these pages? I mean — come on — it's the greatest show on Earth.
I've loved it since I was little and I always will!
Does anyone else think it's the coolest thing ever?
Smashed pumpkin '18.
But can you say "I am B.A. Baracas"
ALL IN ONE BELCH!!?
