The Mega-Zine Museum
July 9, 1998
BAD ACTRESS Am I the only person in the country who didn't care when England were knocked out of the World Cup? Yes — you've just been sent off!
JOSIE THE KILLER RABBIT Chinchilla Girl, you don't need a man to make your life complete. Men are dogs. You go girl. You really should have revised for that biology exam.
RIALTA Anyone else think the French police look like they should be serving fast food? Bun-loving criminals?
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why be sad when you can go outside, lie on the grass and look up at the blue sky?
Why complain all the time, often just for the sake of it?
Talk to people and one day they will talk back.
Little Owl.
I wonder if you would have sent this
IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY!
DEAR FELLOW VEGETARIAN 'ZINERS,
Have you noticed all the accusations we have been receiving on the Mega-zine lately?
We should not take them lying down. Pick up a pen and get writing!
We must fight back!
Mad Vegetarian Woman.
Excellent! I love a good
MEATY ARGUMENT!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Has anyone noticed how boring our lives must be? Sitting here looking at Teletext p142 every night to read these letters?
WLW, do you ever get bored of doing this job? All you do is sit at a "Ye Olde Acorn" computer and type up all these people's letters!
Electric Cat, Liverpool.
P.S. Don't always think. You'll end up getting hurt.
Bored?! No. Once I stopped thinking it
STOPPED HURTING.
