The Mega-Zine Museum
July 8, 1998
MERLIN'S ENCHANTER I'm terrified we could all simply be wax creations, our lives being manipulated by giants who move us around this giant doll's house we call Earth. You took the words right out of my mouth.
BASKET CASE Anybody who isn't confused obviously doesn't understand the situation. Would you run that past me one more time.
NON-STICKY BINDI Does anybody else feel like a fried egg? I'd prefer mine scrambled if it's all the same to you.
DEVOTED AQUA FAN,
Finally someone who has the right idea. You want to see Aqua on Ricki Lake? Here's the deal.
Buy the Official Aquarium Video Diary and somewhere you'll see a clip of their appearance on Ricki Lake. Yep!
Have you seen the video for My Oh My yet? It's hilarious. Oops, I forgot 'Zine wasn't intended for video reviews.
AQUArius
Video reviews are OK. But we
DRAW THE LINE AT AQUA VIDEOS!
To ANYONE WHO IS ALIVE,
You've all heard of it raining cats, dogs or even frogs. But have you ever heard of it raining space stations?
In August 1999 the MIR space station will crash land on London. Over a two-day period parts, which do not burn up in the atmosphere, will be raining down on us.
Why don't the Russians crash their station in Russia. We don't want it!
D.L.X.
With all that scrap metal, it will be a
FIELD DAY FOR RAG & BONE MEN!
FELLOW 'ZINERS,
Here are my top tips for existence.
- Avoid those radioactive, mutated, winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.
- Avoid the bottom of the food chain as it's very embarrassing being eaten by a slug.
- Pretend to be a mouse or a brick wall when big enemies try to kill you and steal your Smarties.
- Taunt Americans about their pathetic cholesterol-enhanced bodies.
Johnny Cheese
Being eaten by a slug is embarrassing?
IS THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE?!
